Showing posts with label ugly sick pig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ugly sick pig. Show all posts
Monday, September 28, 2009
hilom
I went to the Journal Office yesterday to check if the record of last week’s proceedings have already been approved for release. On my way there, I saw the ugly sick pig going my direction. Apparently he also had some business with the Journal people, and it was just my luck, finding myself in a head-on collision with him on a beautiful Monday morning. It was too late, when I was finally able to focus my eyes to see who could be the hulking guy walking to the direction of the doors, to where I was also headed. Had I known just a fraction of a second earlier, I would have made for the adjacent room, anywhere just to avoid a direct hit. But he was there already, and I was there, too. I looked directly into his eyes, consciously telling myself not to register any emotion of anger or disgust. From my view, it looks as though he also doing the same. A few steps more and both of us would be side by side, going for the door handles. I was preparing myself for the worst when suddenly, the strangest thing happened. I wasn’t mad anymore. A strange thing really, for just seconds ago, I felt an ounce of anger pump into my veins—and then no more. I let him pass first, and then I followed him inside. Curiously, eyes followed us, as though we were a spectacle to behold. When I got to Gigi’s table, and he has already turned in a corner somewhere, I felt suddenly light headed. Whew. Nonetheless, I was thankful for the whole experience; for I can safely say that I’ve officially moved on.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
for posterity
18 March 2009
Atty. Chenelyn Kylie
[state designation here]
[state name of office here]
Dear Atty. Kylie:
In reference to Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s apology letter dated 17 March 2009 which was coursed to your office and copy-furnished the undersigned, I am informing your office that i was delighted with such an unexpected gesture from Mr. Pig’s part. I accept his apology; for who am I to refuse such, if it is willingly given?
Let me be clear though, that accepting his apology does not melt my resolve to have this case seen through until the very end, with its resolution properly administered by your good office. I humbly submit that the findings and recommendations by your investigation team be not dismissed just because I have accepted Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s apology; i believe that Mr. Pig, repentant though he may be, is still answerable to an administrative sanction caused by his previous actions.
I further submit that whatever the sanction deemed by your office, be reflected in his 201 file for posterity, alongside his apology letter, and this correspondence. Thank you.
Very truly yours,
Pie oh Pah
Administrative Officer, the Dreaming Attic
Atty. Chenelyn Kylie
[state designation here]
[state name of office here]
Dear Atty. Kylie:
In reference to Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s apology letter dated 17 March 2009 which was coursed to your office and copy-furnished the undersigned, I am informing your office that i was delighted with such an unexpected gesture from Mr. Pig’s part. I accept his apology; for who am I to refuse such, if it is willingly given?
Let me be clear though, that accepting his apology does not melt my resolve to have this case seen through until the very end, with its resolution properly administered by your good office. I humbly submit that the findings and recommendations by your investigation team be not dismissed just because I have accepted Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s apology; i believe that Mr. Pig, repentant though he may be, is still answerable to an administrative sanction caused by his previous actions.
I further submit that whatever the sanction deemed by your office, be reflected in his 201 file for posterity, alongside his apology letter, and this correspondence. Thank you.
Very truly yours,
Pie oh Pah
Administrative Officer, the Dreaming Attic
Monday, February 23, 2009
final chenelyn : the ugly sick pig letters
Atty. Chenelyn Kylie
[State designation here]
[State office name here]
Dear Atty. Kylie:
On the matter of Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s request to his Honor that a counter-charge be levelled on me, i must head-on address the issue and say my piece.
Let me be clear on one thing : a verbal threat is a serious matter—it cannot just be brushed aside on appeal that he did it simply because he was, in his words, “annoyed by my indecent actions”. The fact that he assaulted me on account of him thinking that my “burat” was brushing past his shoulder, he was clearly the one who injected malice to the action which from the beginning, i maintain, to have resulted from a series of factors that i didn’t have control over. I also maintain, as with one witness’ account, that i apologized for having bumped him; something he did not take heed of, as he chose to lash at this perceived “indecency” to the hilt, acting on gratuitous conclusions.
No matter where one looks at it, he is the one on the offensive side—the one with the foul temper and the mouth to rival it. He never denied any of his pronouncements as i quoted him in my incident report; in fact he admitted to having said all those cruel words on account of his being annoyed. Now a rational civil servant could have acted on one’s annoyance by addressing it with diplomacy, hearing out what the other party has to say with the hope to clear any misunderstanding, but Mr. Ugly Sick Pig chose the ballistic path early on.
Having stated my point, i don’t think “level” is the right word to use, commenting on his request to “level” a counter-charge against me. i have been ridiculed, harassed and tortured emotionally since day-one this incident happened—it has been anything but “level”.
To really level things, i humbly appeal to his Honor’s better judgment—and let justice be served where it’s meant to be served.
Granting Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s request is tantamount to rewarding him for his unsavoury statements. Furthermore, i respectfully move for the termination of the period of investigation, and seek for the consequent resolution of the case, on account of Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s failure to explain as directed, by OSLC Memorandum dated 07 October 2008.
Thank you very much.
Respectfully yours,
Pie oh Pah
Administrative Officer, the Dreaming Attic
[State designation here]
[State office name here]
Dear Atty. Kylie:
On the matter of Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s request to his Honor that a counter-charge be levelled on me, i must head-on address the issue and say my piece.
Let me be clear on one thing : a verbal threat is a serious matter—it cannot just be brushed aside on appeal that he did it simply because he was, in his words, “annoyed by my indecent actions”. The fact that he assaulted me on account of him thinking that my “burat” was brushing past his shoulder, he was clearly the one who injected malice to the action which from the beginning, i maintain, to have resulted from a series of factors that i didn’t have control over. I also maintain, as with one witness’ account, that i apologized for having bumped him; something he did not take heed of, as he chose to lash at this perceived “indecency” to the hilt, acting on gratuitous conclusions.
No matter where one looks at it, he is the one on the offensive side—the one with the foul temper and the mouth to rival it. He never denied any of his pronouncements as i quoted him in my incident report; in fact he admitted to having said all those cruel words on account of his being annoyed. Now a rational civil servant could have acted on one’s annoyance by addressing it with diplomacy, hearing out what the other party has to say with the hope to clear any misunderstanding, but Mr. Ugly Sick Pig chose the ballistic path early on.
Having stated my point, i don’t think “level” is the right word to use, commenting on his request to “level” a counter-charge against me. i have been ridiculed, harassed and tortured emotionally since day-one this incident happened—it has been anything but “level”.
To really level things, i humbly appeal to his Honor’s better judgment—and let justice be served where it’s meant to be served.
Granting Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s request is tantamount to rewarding him for his unsavoury statements. Furthermore, i respectfully move for the termination of the period of investigation, and seek for the consequent resolution of the case, on account of Mr. Ugly Sick Pig’s failure to explain as directed, by OSLC Memorandum dated 07 October 2008.
Thank you very much.
Respectfully yours,
Pie oh Pah
Administrative Officer, the Dreaming Attic
Sunday, February 8, 2009
ugly sick pig : the incident
28 Aug 2008
Dear Atty Chenelyn Kylie :
Following is a report on an incident, which happened 27 Aug 2008 at around 7:30 pm at the MRT Shuttle, involving the undersigned and Mr. Ugly Sick Pig of [state office name here].
It is already a given that evening shuttle rides from the office to the MRT is always full-packed. Having arrived rather late and seeing the shuttle already brimming with passengers, I elected to find a spot along the aisle close to some friends with whom I can chat with, to while away several minutes of traffic jam. Somewhere along the Macapagal-EDSA junction I noticed the person (Ugly Sick Pig) seated in front of my friends and adjacent to where I was standing, kept glaring at me every time the bus made sudden stops. This gesture made me think if I have been making him uncomfortable for some time since the shuttle ride started. For whatever discomfort I might have caused him, I said sorry. Now, we all know how “shaky” it gets inside a bus, especially if one is standing; one gets a hard time balancing himself in a moving vehicle. I shifted my stance to avoid brushing past the person again in case the bus made jerking movements, but I wasn’t able to do so and bumped on him again, to which I said sorry for the second time.
He stood, nearing the end of the bus ride, facing me with eyes burning red-hot with anger saying, in his words “Bakit ba tuwing hihinto ang bus kinikiskis mo ang burat mo sa likod ko”. Now I was dumbfounded. I am never a person who bases his dealings on unfounded prejudices. Seeing Mr. Ugly Sick Pig though on first hand (this was our first, uneventful meeting), it never occurred to me that I am facing a [state office here] employee. It was a Wednesday evening and employees are supposed to be wearing their standard issue brown polo barong and black slacks—he was wearing a knee-length pants (purontong), an undershirt, and sandals. Is he by any chance a [state office here] special agent, traveling incognito or perhaps a visitor? ; if the later case were true, I am more entitled to a seat than he ever would be. But its not an issue of seating arrangement. At this point, his foul language was already calling the attention of the passengers. It is not in my character to rise to a provocation. I kept my cool and sincerely apologized ; I never raised my voice all the while trying to pacify him. Mr. Ugly Sick Pig seem to take it the other way though as he later on told me (and the whole bus) in his barrage of humiliating and threatening statements “Gusto mo bang mabasag ang pagmumukha mo? Saang office ka? ” at this juncture an employee alighted from the bus and at that point he (Ugly Sick Pig) further said to me, “Ayan, umupo ka na at baka di pa ako makapagpigil. Bading ka ba, bading ka ano?” With the advise of friends, I let him go out from the bus first before going out to head home.
I was clearly shaken to the bone with all that transpired. I lost sleep last night thinking, what action should I take ; it was clearly an incident I can’t just ignore to pass. Its an assault to my honor and dignity as a person--I haven’t worked this hard, both academically and professionally just to be insulted for something as trifle as standing on a shuttle bus.
Thank you and I pray that the [state office here] management would look into this matter and appropriate action be taken, to avoid recurrence of similar incidents to other employees.
Respectfully yours,
Pie oh Pah.
Administative Officer, the Dreaming Attic
Dear Atty Chenelyn Kylie :
Following is a report on an incident, which happened 27 Aug 2008 at around 7:30 pm at the MRT Shuttle, involving the undersigned and Mr. Ugly Sick Pig of [state office name here].
It is already a given that evening shuttle rides from the office to the MRT is always full-packed. Having arrived rather late and seeing the shuttle already brimming with passengers, I elected to find a spot along the aisle close to some friends with whom I can chat with, to while away several minutes of traffic jam. Somewhere along the Macapagal-EDSA junction I noticed the person (Ugly Sick Pig) seated in front of my friends and adjacent to where I was standing, kept glaring at me every time the bus made sudden stops. This gesture made me think if I have been making him uncomfortable for some time since the shuttle ride started. For whatever discomfort I might have caused him, I said sorry. Now, we all know how “shaky” it gets inside a bus, especially if one is standing; one gets a hard time balancing himself in a moving vehicle. I shifted my stance to avoid brushing past the person again in case the bus made jerking movements, but I wasn’t able to do so and bumped on him again, to which I said sorry for the second time.
He stood, nearing the end of the bus ride, facing me with eyes burning red-hot with anger saying, in his words “Bakit ba tuwing hihinto ang bus kinikiskis mo ang burat mo sa likod ko”. Now I was dumbfounded. I am never a person who bases his dealings on unfounded prejudices. Seeing Mr. Ugly Sick Pig though on first hand (this was our first, uneventful meeting), it never occurred to me that I am facing a [state office here] employee. It was a Wednesday evening and employees are supposed to be wearing their standard issue brown polo barong and black slacks—he was wearing a knee-length pants (purontong), an undershirt, and sandals. Is he by any chance a [state office here] special agent, traveling incognito or perhaps a visitor? ; if the later case were true, I am more entitled to a seat than he ever would be. But its not an issue of seating arrangement. At this point, his foul language was already calling the attention of the passengers. It is not in my character to rise to a provocation. I kept my cool and sincerely apologized ; I never raised my voice all the while trying to pacify him. Mr. Ugly Sick Pig seem to take it the other way though as he later on told me (and the whole bus) in his barrage of humiliating and threatening statements “Gusto mo bang mabasag ang pagmumukha mo? Saang office ka? ” at this juncture an employee alighted from the bus and at that point he (Ugly Sick Pig) further said to me, “Ayan, umupo ka na at baka di pa ako makapagpigil. Bading ka ba, bading ka ano?” With the advise of friends, I let him go out from the bus first before going out to head home.
I was clearly shaken to the bone with all that transpired. I lost sleep last night thinking, what action should I take ; it was clearly an incident I can’t just ignore to pass. Its an assault to my honor and dignity as a person--I haven’t worked this hard, both academically and professionally just to be insulted for something as trifle as standing on a shuttle bus.
Thank you and I pray that the [state office here] management would look into this matter and appropriate action be taken, to avoid recurrence of similar incidents to other employees.
Respectfully yours,
Pie oh Pah.
Administative Officer, the Dreaming Attic
Sunday, January 25, 2009
ugly sick pig
09 September 2008
Atty Chenelyn Bumblebee
Legal Counsel
[State Office Name Here]
Dear Atty. Bumblebee:
Attached is a notarized incident report i have previously filed with the office of [State Office Name Here] supporting this formal complaint, which i am now filing in your good office against Mr. Ugly Sick Pig of [State Office Name Here]. I am also providing your office with sworn statements from witnesses on said subject, certifying to the veracity of the events of 27 August 2008.
I am filing this complaint with the hope that whatever dignity is left in my person be preserved, if not restored, in the eye of the public that witnessed how Mr. Ugly Sick Pig assaulted me with his deluge of harsh remarks.
For your office's perusal and swift action. Thank you very much.
Very respectfully yours,
Pie oh Pah
Administrative Officer
The Dreaming Attic
Ugly sick pig,
When will you squeak?
This mousy’s stiff scared
Of your size so big
You wriggled, you wiggled
Your snout for to bicker
I wrangled, I strangled
In this pen, so I’ve trembled
You dirty old bugger,
Think you’re so clever;
But this rat’s some weaver
So shudder and shiver
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